GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.